Read this First 05/06/2024

Teacher's Week

It’s Teacher Appreciation Week

So, Get your kid’s teacher a Starbuck’s Card .. or a prescription for Xanax

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RUSSIA: This is NO BUENO…

Russia will test its ability to deploy tactical nuclear weapons, the Defense Ministry announced on Monday. The drill will be conducted “in the near future” and was ordered by President Vladimir Putin, the statement said.

Missile forces of the Southern Military District will be directly involved in the exercise. It will also require the participation of military aircraft and the Russian Navy. The goal of the exercise is to iron out “the practical aspects of the preparation and deployment of non-strategic nuclear weapons.”

Again, this is NO BUENO ..

GAZA: Peace talks ended .. Israel announced it will be resuming strikes inside Gaza

Israel appears to know the exact location of Hamas military leader Yahya Sinwar, the ruler of the Gaza Strip and the mastermind of the October 7 terror attacks.

However, Sinwar has surrounded himself with a large number of living Israeli hostages, which is preventing the Israel Defense Forces from carrying out a strike on him, Israel Hayom reported Monday.

It followed a similar statement on Kan public radio on Sunday by former Military Intelligence head Amos Yadlin.

Ya think when they get him that it’s over? .. Hmmm..

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CHICAGO: LEAKY LEAKY !! .. The “demands” of the Chicago teachers union “leaked out” .. and .. they would be VERY funny.. but the Teacher’s union is serious ..

Mind you, the PRESIDENT of the Teacher’s Union, Stacey Davis Gates, sends her kid to private school.. and 79% of 8th grade students in the public school system can’t read anywhere close to grade level .. But.. the teachers want a HUGE raise .. and that’s just the start ..

Raises that would get them to $145,000 a year .. (Double the average salary for a job in Chicago.. and remember .. They are failures ..The kids don’t learn) .. Free abortions, Free fertility treatments, $2,000 for each illegal immigrant in schools, .. In all… $50 Billion..

$50 Billion is more than the the total income tax revenue of the entire state of Illinois

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Also Chicago: Can’t remember .. did I tell you about the crook in Chicago that was arrested for stealing $210,000 of merchandise out of the Louis Vuitton store while he was out on parole for stealing $69,000 worth of stuff from the Prada store? .. Yup.. It happened…

HOUSTON (AP) — Floodwaters closed some Texas schools on Monday after days of heavy rains pummeled the Houston area and led to hundreds of rescues including people who were stranded on rooftops.

Although forecasters expected storms to begin tapering off in southeastern Texas, high waters continued to close some roads and left residents facing lengthy cleanups in neighborhoods where rising river levels led to weekend evacuation orders…

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IN DA SWAMP:

Texas Rep Henry Cuellar and his wife have been indicted for accepting $600,000 in bribes from an Azerbaijan based energy company and a Mexican bank. Apparently, to “advance their interests in the USA” ..

Ummm.. Who did your negotiating, dude? $600k? You took $600k?? Banks and energy companies have BILLIONS. .. If I’m gonna sell out I want $60 MILLION. . If you’re gonna be a bear .. Be a GRIZZLY !!! .. I mean.. Even that drug addict dope Hunter got himself $20 million ..

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TRUMP TRIAL: The prosecution called former Trump communications director Hope Hicks .. and she testified the “Cohen was only the fixer because he broke things in the first place” .. Legal experts say she further destroyed the case but it won’t matter .. It’s NYC .. the jury is likely to convict because they hate Trump.. The appeals court will throw the case out .. and if they have any sense, remove the judge from the bench ..

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SPORTS:

GOLF: Taylor Pendrith wins his first PGA Tour event with a birdie on the last as Ben Kohles makes bogey on the last to lose by one .. .. Well, he really didn’t “lose” .. he finished second and got paid $1,035,500 ..

LIV Golf: Brooks Koepka wins in Singapore by a two over Marc Leishman and Cameron Smith ..

NHL: Dallas wins Game 7 over Vegas 2-1 .. Now, Vegas can go watch shows in that Sphere thing .. The NY Rangers take game one of round two 4-3 over the Hurricanes .. Bruins / Panthers tonight .. of the 23 “hockey announcer personnel” at ESPN 22 picked Florida to win the series .. We’ll see ..

NBA: Cleveland wins game 7 over the Orlando Magic as Donovan Mitchell scores 39 .. They move on to play Boston ..

HORSES: Mystik Dan wins the Kentucky Derby in the closest three way finish since 1947. Mystik Dan edged out Sierra Leone and Forever Young by a nose in a crowded field .. The favorite, “Fierceness”, finished 15th ..

Formula One: F-1 came to Miami .. and for those that follow the sport .. McLaren's Lando Norris upset the favorite, Red Bull's Max Verstappen, to win his first-ever Grand Prix. 

CELEBRIDIOTS:

RIP to actor Bernard Hill, 79. You would know him as the captain of the Titanic in that film .. and.. King Theodon in the Lord of the Rings..

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Tom Brady the Baby? .. At the Tom Brady Roast .. Jeff Ross said, “Tom became a Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft’s office and said ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made….Would you like a massage?” ..HAHAHA..

Brady told Ross, “Don’t say that sh*t again” .. HAHAH.. You whimp .. If you can’t take the shots, don’t sign up for the roast .. They can’t HAVE a roast if you’re not there… Wah Wah Wah .. ..

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Kate Beckinsale .. HERE.. is telling “online bullies” to stop it .. She posted pics of herself in the hospital and won’t tell anyone why she was there so the “social media” crowd is suggesting she was having plastic surgery .. and she says that is “subtly vicious way to bully someone” …

Ummm.. yeah .. Umm.. Ya see Kate ..HERE.. .. There’s an easy way to avoid all that .. block people that say mean stuff .. or don’t look at the comments … or.. turn off your social media accounts.. You can’t post, “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME !!! .. I’m IMPORTANT … Don’t I look Pretty ?!?!!?” and then be mad when people say, “Well, NO” .. or.. “Botox? Facelift? .. Ozempic”?? ..

YOU decide to Post this stuff.. and then look for “Do they love me” in the comments .. Ya don’t like the answers? STOP ASKING !!!